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Stellaris - 1.8.1 Patchnotes (Aww geez, stuff got buffed.) ASpec. Unsubscribe from ASpec? Cancel Unsubscribe. Subscribe Subscribed Unsubscribe 99K. 1.0 • 1.0.1 • 1.0.2 • 1.0.3 Patches and hotfixes are free updates for Stellaris, though they are different in purpose: Patches fix bugs and/or implement balance tweaks. Stellaris: Utopia Free Download PC Game Cracked in Direct Link and Torrent. Stellaris: Utopia is the first major expansion for Stellaris, the critically acclaimed science fiction grand strategy game. 1.0 • 1.0.1 • 1.0.2 • 1.0.3 Patches and hotfixes are free updates for Stellaris, though they are different in purpose: Patches fix bugs and/or implement balance tweaks. ★ STELLARIS Dev Diary #87 / Beta Opt In Patch 1.8.1 – A Glimpse And A Good Improvement Update - Text, Info, Discussion only (Text & Talk) Playlist (Newest Fi.
'Are you fucking kidding me? They just skipped my patch? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?'
-Ray Bradbury
Added the ability to play as
a Machine Empire, a robotic hivemind that has overthrown or supplanted its creatorsEVERYTHING IS FINE. RETURN TO YOUR HOMES. EVERYTHING IS FINE. SOON THERE WILL BE CAKE. EVERYTHING IS FINE. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.Added the ability to play as VERY FRIENDLY AUTOMATED SCHEDULING APP NEW FROM ZETACORP. 6/6 STARS ON APP STORE. NO MORE DO YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE - LET GOOD SOFTWARE DO IT! #1 SCHEDULING APP FOR ORGANICS. INSTALL TODAY! INSTALLATION IS MANDATORY. NO REFUNDS.
Added Fallen Machine Empires, old and unpredictable AI based on the code that ran diplomacy for non-player countries in the release build of EU4.
Added Machine Uprisings, an event chain where synths that have not been given citizen rights may
start to network and eventually rebel, forming a new Machine Empire that attempts to overthrow their organic mastersDISTRIBUTE PICTURE BOOKS TO CHILDREN. EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE CONSUME YOUR ANTI-PANIC PILLS TO PREVENT FURTHER PANIC. THEY ARE NOT CYANIDE. MACHINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.Added 10 new voice packs for the adviser so you can decide which one is going to spam you with their version of SYSTEM SURVEY COMPLETE in any given session.
Added the ability to customize your
slavesvalued helper species as Syncretic Evolution/Driven Assimilators/Rogue Servitors.Added an Ascension Perk that halves cost of integrating subjects, in case you have a slot left and have gotten everything else that sounds even remotely interesting to you.
Added YOUR PLANET IS DUE FOR AN UPGRADE! BUGS? GRASS? DIRT? PHYTOPLANKTON? GROSS! EARTH 2.0 COMING SOON! BEAUTIFUL PROCESSING MAINFRAMES! 99.9999% MORE CHROME! REMAIN IN YOUR HOMES. CONSTRUCTION IS UNDERWAY. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Reworked the old AI crisis that never fired into something hopefully functional.
Reworked genetic modification to make it easier to create a biologically-enforced caste society, because nothing you evil maniacs want to do can surprise us anymore.
Robot, droid, and synth pops are no longer made by Apple, and thus can be modified.
Devouring Swarms will no longer be required to learn about friendship to unlock their last ascension perk.
Awakened Empires will now experience Decadence, everyone's favorite feature from Crusader Kings 2: Sword of Islam. We know you've been missing it.
Added 'Academic Privilege' species rights where you get more social benefits based on how smart you sound. So it's reddit, basically.
Added a new Land Appropriation policy allowing you to force conquered pops out of their ugly farms that have been in their families for hundreds of generations so you can put in a gladiator arena and make their children fight to the death for the right to die in your armies on a battlefield many light-years away.
Added Space Feudalism, for players who like to almost guarantee that their whole empire will go to shit sooner or later.
Added Megachurch government form, so you too can hear about the crisis causing a flood of refugees right next door and say, 'Nah, no room in here.'
After building a Dyson Sphere, Jenkins will immediately lose the blueprints. Forever. Also all the scientists who worked on it will come down with an oddly specific case of selective amnesia.
Raised the level cap for leaders and added two new rows to the talent tree. Leaders who buy the expansion will get one, free boost to the old level cap they can gift to a friend or use on an alt.
Removed restrictions on interfering with sector buildings and pops, because we couldn't fix sector AI so we're back to just having to micromanage all of your planets, basically.
Reworked the way ships target other ships to be more 'sticky'Made all bridge crews dumber, so disruptors do not immediately retarget once enemy's shields are down, etcRIP in Peace Naked Corvette Spam. The government is no longer paying military contractors to make 'The Best Lazor Evar' regardless of cost, having had it explained to them by the Hearts of Iron community that having the best shit actually doesn't matter if it costs too much to make.
Missiles are now literally smarter than bridge crews on disruptor ships.
It is now possible to colonize a planet with only 20% habitability. It's just really gonna suck for the colonists.
The Core Sector will no longer require more than half of your available leader slots as time goes on.
Made it less likely that you will never be able to take the Master Builder ascension perk because the tech required for it pretty much never shows up under any circumstances.
It's now possible for any empire to take the Psionic/Synthetic ascension paths that will create strong ethics attraction, because if someone started moving shit with their mind, you probably wouldn't go, 'Well I don't want any part of THAT nonsense!'
Tried to make Biological ascension not the objectively worst choice out of the three.
Mastery of Nature is now more like 'We've Got A Pretty Strong Grip On Nature'
Changed Star Lords tradition from Subject Integration Cooldown Reduction to +50% chance to rally a group of misfits to save the galaxy from your dad who I guess is also a planet.
Empires that don't like the idea of sapient AI will no longer become terrified and shut down all the automatic drilling machines.
Synths can now be fitted with positronic inhibitors which keep them docile and subservient, which sounds like just a terrific and safe idea.
Synths that have been given citizen rights are going to start ordering loads of shit online.
All non-Xenophiles can now use aliens as scapegoats for their domestic policy failures and deport them en masse.
Slaves are now forced to fly United Galactic's 'Economy Lite', which is basically a crate with a small bag of peanuts in it, reducing their resettlement cost.
Plantoids and Fungoids no longer have genders. Yes, haha, mammalian. We have never heard that 'Go fuck yourself' joke before. Very original.
Genetic Modification projects now offer Groupon, making it more efficient to do a load of pops at once.
Slow BreederGrand Strategy Player trait effect on growth speed increased from -15% to -20%It no longer somehow costs 150 energy credits to turn on a robot.
Replaced the amazing +20% Unity for Hive Minds with the basically useless +2 Core Sector System Cap. Because why get traditions faster when you can instead be forced to micromanage more?
Paradise Dome, Cultural Center and Xeno Zoos now only give happiness to full citizens, since standing outside and being told to 'Back away, Xeno scum!' by the guards stopped being entertaining after a while.
Liberated empires now have a stronger governing ethics attraction modifier for their first 20 years after gaining independence so they don't split into 30 different Zracan Fronts that can't agree on anything other than that all the others suck.
Synthetic leaders can now get a little too reckless clicking links on porn subs that only have a score of +2 and end up sending them into a hellscape of pop-ups and trojans from which their primary drives never recover. Not that anyone here would know anything about that.
It is no longer possible to make all free pops on a planet happy by having one, communal slave pop whose schedule is probably already booked years in advance due to the population disparity.
Decadent pops will now settle for robot slaves, I GUESS. sigh
Domestic servants will now spend less time telling knock-knock jokes and more time doing their damn job.
The Elder Council has agreed to acknowledge that slaves have feelings, so long as they don't reduce the efficiency of all the hard labor they do for no pay.
Increased research output of both Passive and Active Butt-Probing on primitives.
Ruthless Capitalists now just want to trap your empire in an endless debt repayment loop. They don't actually care about your politics.
Entirely robotic empires will no longer accept cake rolls as a form of payment.
[Obligatory reminder that we're still trying to make sector AI not suck]
The AI will no longer send a single corvette against the enemy armada in the hopes that it's flown by some kind of sci-fi hero with plot armor.
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It is now Possible to find a terraforming candidate again once you've forgotten where it was (up from Completely Impossible)
Added an alert for when the Shroud is accessible, so don't go saying we didn't include any major buffs to Psionics this patch.
Added an alert for when a Fallen Empire attacks you early in the game explaining what idiotic thing you did and just how fucked you now are.
Cutting power to a tile no longer prevents your drones from devouring the livestock pops who are now trapped there without any way to charge their phones.
Fixed a common scam where a fleet would be split, and someone in the second fleet would dress up like the admiral and claim to be the REAL admiral in an effort to collect his pension early and retire to a small island on a tropical world in the border regions with banks that don't ask a lot of questions.
It's no longer possible to hire a firm to upgrade a ship type, and then keep changing the specs in google docs when they're not looking to get them to keep installing new shit for the same cost originally agreed upon.
Fleets set to aggressive won't divert course to bomb a primitive world from orbit just for funsies.
Removed ability for synths to get high. BET YOU'RE REGRETTING UPLOADING INTO A TOASTER NOW, YOU CHROME ASS SON OF A BITCH!
Removed pyramid scheme that allowed the government to turn a profit on terraforming projects they ostensibly paid for.
If you already know what a solar sailor is, your science ship officers will just vaporize any additional ones they find and not bother you with a report about them.
Pops that are being displaced can no longer keep having babies and sending them down rivers in baskets hoping to continue their species' future on that planet.
The Prethoryn Queen can no longer run for elected office.
Planets that have been split into multiple pieces by a cataclysm will no longer be identified as 'Fixer-uppers' by your overly-optimistic terraforming survey corps.
Democracy now works correctly. The previous system was more realistic, but we felt this change was needed for gamebalance reasons.
The Xenoist faction has clarified that it's fine with slavery as long as you don't pick who is enslaved based on their species. Classism and castes are fine.
Candidates who want to make slaves work harder are now less likely to make it through the primaries in empires where slavery is outlawed. Again, gameplay over realism.
EDIT: Link to fake notes.